Word to the Wise

Today's word of wisdom comes from a man who has been known as The Human Cartoon, the Mediocre Ogre, and other things. A man who sings and plays guitar for the band A Soup Named Stew, whose slogan is "Making you feel better about your own band." A man who developed a new genre of music known as "Humorcore."

Loti (who ripped it off from someone else) says, The thing about zombies is that you can't kill them cause THEY'RE ALREADY DEAD!! Your only hope against a zombie is to flip them off in the hope that you'll offend them so bad...they'll LEAVE THE ROOM!! [singing} 'Zombies eat brains, zombies eat brains...'