A Day in the Life Of...

7:06 a.m. Massaging scalp with Suave shampoo
7:31 a.m. Eating bowl of Cocoa Puffs
7:42 a.m. Struggling with awful Windsor tie knot
7:51 a.m. Cutting face with cheap Bic razor blade
8:09 a.m. Catch “1” subway train
8:16 a.m. Transferring to express “3” train
8:33 a.m. Wringing out sweat from back of undershirt
8:46 a.m. Swiping security badge in World Financial Center
8:58 a.m. Pouring cup of Hazelnut coffee
9:04 a.m. Catching up with a friend down the hall
9:11 a.m. Sorting through e-mails
9:28 a.m. Cleaning up IBM Report Archive e-Room
9:53 a.m. Returning SmartSpace phone call
10:06 a.m. Receiving mid-summer evaluation
10:25 a.m. Examining customer script output for WebSphere MQ
11:13 a.m. Merging Destin’s and my findings into master document
11:56 a.m. Chuckling at a “Your Mom” joke from Nikolay
12:21 p.m. Getting swept up in a massive move to South Tower Café
12:58 p.m. Contemplating why I eat a wrap, apple and soda every day for lunch
1:13 p.m. Re-creating Customer Opportunity Report
1:33 p.m. Reading Veljko’s face for signs of sarcasm
2:09 p.m. Creating Assisted Self Assessment workbook
2:58 p.m. Sniffing a warm cup of Mocha Nut Fudge coffee
3:33 p.m. Examining errors in my work for correction via Jan
4:01 p.m. Applying part numbers to another workbook
4:48 p.m. (finally) meeting Adam, recently returned from Europe
5:22 p.m. Misinterpreting Tom’s instructions and having a laugh at myself
5:34 p.m. Researching Excel tutorials for training
6:17 p.m. Meeting Destin’s friend on 9th floor (smelly place)
7:02 p.m. Buying bubble gum to break a five-dollar bill for change back at Columbia grocery store
7:29 p.m. Throwing laundry into washing machine
8:12 p.m. Moving weights up and down, in and out at Dodge Fitness Center
8:45 p.m. Making deli sandwiches in dorm
9:12 p.m. Checking Facebook
9:21 p.m. Talking to Mother
9:41 p.m. Sending out e-mails again requesting last few addresses to mail out wedding invitations
10:02 p.m. Checking online banking activity
10:16 p.m. Renewing driver’s license online
10:29 p.m. Hanging up laundry
10:45 p.m. Reading Bible
11:01 p.m. Calling a certain blonde-haired blue-eyed wonder whom I know…