The Doctor Said...

...we need some staples for his head! Name that song. An old Relient K one. The answer is more obvious than you might think.

Incidentally, that has absoutely nothing to do with anything, much less this blog.

Yes this blog still exists. And so do I.

There are several possible explanations for why I have blogged less and less as time goes on and on:

• Monotonous lifestyle with nothing to write about
  Analysis: Not so credible. Life as a freshman was less monotonous than now? When I was a goofball barely studying yet still making a 4.0, life was more complex? Not so much.
• Too busy
  Analysis: Pfft. Yeah, I may be studying harder and more involved with other activities than when I started this weblog. But we make time for the things we want to do.
• Married
  Analysis: I plead the fifth. Wait...yes, of course I am too busy spending quality time with my wife to blog! Amanda, do you still read this thing any more?
• Having lost the tendency to think deeply
  Analysis: Huh? Quit playing.
• Having lost the desire to communicate deep thinkings (...thoughts?)
  Analysis: Oh, a grave and injurious assumption, this! Ho, to arms brethren, defend the cause! Hoist the standards! The time for magnanimity doth not rear its head! Whoever hath thus spoken shall be requited! With such hasty answer as hath been given, such hasty rebuke shall be issued!

Okay, okay. So I haven't been blogging because I've been too busy spinning webs around Baton Rouge and bouting with Doc Oc.