Debit or credit?

Hello. How are you doing today, ma'am? Good. Did you find everything okay today? That's good. **boop boop boop**. Oh, you have 3 of these? - They're all Pepsi products?-okay. Sure. (Sir, it'll be just a second, she had to run back to get a pizza). Okay, got it, ma'am. **boop boop boop**. Now here's how it works, I have to card if you look under the age of 40. Yes, I'm serious. Okay, there you go. Some people have taken it as a compliment. **chuckle chuckle**. **boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop boop**. Okay, coupon, there. **boop boop boop boop boop**. Do you have your bonus reward card with you today? Okay...there you go. Okay, ma'am, total is $102.50. Debit or credit? Okay. Right, press the green button. Mm-hmm. Okay, I need you to sign this, here. Thank you, have a nice day.

Hey sir, how we doing today?

Ah, cashiering. It really is a wonderful thing.